February 2009
5 posts
“I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him....”
– Steven Wright
Feb 24th
Why I'm so fat, Exhibit D (first in a series)
The other night, I was craving some creamed chicken over biscuits, like mah mama usedta make. Her version is classic, and I love it: Campbells Cream of Something Condensed Soup, some cut up chicken (leftover will be fine), and some Bisquick biscuits. I’m not being flip here, I really love that meal the way she makes it. But (always seems to be one of those!), I have time do it the way a...
Feb 18th
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We're almost out of time...
I commute at least two hours total each day. Thus, I spend a good deal of time in my car, during which I prefer to educate, inform, and entertain myself. The magic combination of iPod and netcasts [sic] has made this a simple part of my everday life, much like kicking the cat out of my way in the hallway or finishing the last third of a bottle of Everclear in the car on the way to work. So, I...
Feb 18th
Maybe you want to read the ingredients?
Apparently, my “thing” turns out to be random camera phone photos I took at the supermarket? *sigh* So in the freezer case, next to something else that I actually did want to purchase, I see an array of different Hungry-Man frozen dinners, which I presume from the packaging have more calories than a case of MREs. So, you’d expect to see something on the front of the box like...
Feb 18th
Feb 18th